Monday, April 6, 2009

Vigilant listener discerns gay agenda in ‘the American public’

While dutifully re-listening to cable news programming for signs of the Devil’s influence, an anonymous viewer has reported MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow making the clear request, “Marry me to Phyllis.” The message was delivered during the Friday, April 3, 2009 show and was followed by the question being asked by every American now learning this news, “Who is she?”

Most significant is that this message was couched in the reversed audio of the phrase “the American public” making plain the inherent American-ness of Rachel’s right to marry someone named Phyllis – or else having something to do with almond trees.

Hear the shocking audio. (mp3)